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Reblogged from principalcellist
may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017
May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017
may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017
Reblog for this to come true
#me
Reblogged from principalcellist
Me, in tears: whatever tho I guess it doesn’t matter haha
Well done is better than well said.
Benjamin Franklin (via quotethatword)
Skookum sees what you’re up to and is very disappointed
JUST KIDDING HE LOVES YOU AND KNOWS YOU ARE TRYING YOUR BEST!
Reblogged from humorous-wifi
will i ever have my shit together
what did this bird do
I wish i had context on this
here u go
I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.
I’ve been collecting these for a while so here are all the ones you missed
I’ve had the ‘I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip’ picture saved on my computer for years, and I have NEVER SEEN THE REST OF THESE.
I’m so pleased.
I have this book, and it is one of the funniest things in my life.
Reblogged from ameliastardust